The Toxic Script Fiend of Chingis is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.892 billion Chingisians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The powerhouse Chingisian economy, worth 718 trillion Fendabucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 104,187 Fendabucks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 650,351 per year while the poor average 7,114, a ratio of 91.4 to 1.

Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and the homeless more often beg for mercy than money. Crime is totally unknown. Chingis's national animal is the Kyorgia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chingis is ranked 95,112^th in the world and 19^th in Lily for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.81 Crimes Per Hour.