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Nudest: 2,968thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,010thMost Armed: 5,290th
The Military Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We're so Communist, It Brings Tears To Stalin's Eyes
Vladimar Novikov
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Chinese USSR

Population1.694 billion

LeaderVladimar Novikov
FaithOrthodox Christainity

CurrencyChinese Yuan
AnimalBrown Bear

The Military Empire of Chinese USSR is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vladimar Novikov with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.694 billion ChinoRussians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The average income tax rate is 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient ChinoRussian economy, worth 225 trillion Chinese Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 133,197 Chinese Yuan, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Chinese USSR Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and the native owl population is in permanent hibernation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chinese USSR's national animal is the Brown Bear and its national religion is Orthodox Christainity.

Chinese USSR is ranked 27,993rd in the world and 109th in The Free Nations Region for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,661.37 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Nudest: 2,968thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,010thMost Armed: 5,290thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,144thMost Influential: 8,414thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,850thMost Patriotic: 10,936thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,016thMost Devout: 12,159thLowest Crime Rates: 12,959thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,614thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,661stLargest Governments: 14,569thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,707thMost Authoritarian: 16,871stHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,894thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,944thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,101stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,844thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,343rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,379thHighest Average Incomes: 20,504thMost Efficient Economies: 20,596thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,905thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,170th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Nudest: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Patriotic: 20th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Conservative: 33rd in the region

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