by Max Barry

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Most Devout: 16,100thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,158thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,722nd
The Christmas Parade of
Father Knows Best State
Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember La Bahia!
Samuel Houston
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Chinese rebel

Population1.539 billion

LeaderSamuel Houston


The Christmas Parade of Chinese rebel is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Samuel Houston with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.539 billion Chinese rebelians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LAKE CHARGOGGAGOGGMANCHAUGGAGOGGCHAUBUN. The average income tax rate is 49.7%.

The strong Chinese rebelian economy, worth 132 trillion Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 86,157 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Samuel Houston has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Chinese rebel's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Chinese rebel is ranked 57,578th in the world and 1st in Union of Conservative Nations for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,137.89 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Devout: 16,100thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,158thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,722ndLargest Black Market: 21,083rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,026th

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