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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,926thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,291stMost Armed: 6,726th
The Inhumanity of
Father Knows Best State
Priority above all
Yu Shen
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Chinese Congo

Population1.819 billion

CapitalGreater Kinshasa
LeaderYu Shen

Currencyyen
Animalox

The Inhumanity of Chinese Congo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Yu Shen with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.819 billion Chinese Congoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Kinshasa. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chinese Congoan economy, worth 216 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 118,846 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, foreign leaders who don't applaud Yu Shen's speeches are regarded as enemies of Chinese Congo, and the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chinese Congo's national animal is the ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chinese Congo is ranked 86,372nd in the world and 77th in Ascenthia for Most Average, scoring 39.55 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,926thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,291stMost Armed: 6,726thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,838thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,190thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,713thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,931stMost Devout: 13,209thHealthiest Citizens: 13,535thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,763rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,903rdMost Developed: 14,765thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,108thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,569thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,990thNicest Citizens: 17,259thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,662ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,703rd
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chinese Congo, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Chinese Congo, foreign leaders who don't applaud Yu Shen's speeches are regarded as enemies of Chinese Congo.
  • : Following new legislation in Chinese Congo, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news.
  • : Following new legislation in Chinese Congo, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Chinese Congo, commemoration of the Great Ascenthia War costs almost as much as the war itself.
  • : Chinese Congo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Chinese Congo, builders across Chinese Congo are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Chinese Congo, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Chinese Congo, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet.
  • : Following new legislation in Chinese Congo, Chinese Congoans incessantly needle their doctors for relief.

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