The Inhumanity of Chinese Congo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ajon Shepherdson with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, avant-garde cinema, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, devout population of 4.416 billion Chinese Congolese are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kinshasa. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chinese Congoan economy, worth 535 trillion yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,326 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Chinese Congolese, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and the same 4416 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Ajon Shepherdson's every word on Twitcher. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chinese Congo's national animal is the ox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Confucianism.

Chinese Congo is ranked 233,823^rd in the world and 7,351^st in Balder for Rudest Citizens, with 9.07 insults per minute.