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Most Armed: 7,595thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,113thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,387th
The Inhumanity of
Authoritarian Democracy
So, what's going on?
Ajon Shepherdson
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Chinese Congo

Population4.416 billion

CapitalKinshasa
LeaderAjon Shepherdson
FaithConfucianism

Currencyyen
Animalox

The Inhumanity of Chinese Congo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ajon Shepherdson with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, avant-garde cinema, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, devout population of 4.416 billion Chinese Congolese are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kinshasa. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chinese Congoan economy, worth 535 trillion yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,326 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Chinese Congolese, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and the same 4416 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Ajon Shepherdson's every word on Twitcher. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chinese Congo's national animal is the ox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Confucianism.

Chinese Congo is ranked 233,823rd in the world and 7,351st in Balder for Rudest Citizens, with 9.07 insults per minute.

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Most Armed: 7,595thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,113thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,387thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,431stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,798thHealthiest Citizens: 11,286thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,113thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,597thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,337thLowest Crime Rates: 14,455thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,662ndMost Developed: 15,071stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,401stBest Weather: 16,071stMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,041stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,076thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,223rdMost Income Equality: 20,500thHighest Average Incomes: 23,477thLargest Black Market: 23,711th
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Most Armed: 339th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 383rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 432nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 488th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 539th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 548th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 600th in the regionMost Income Equality: 601st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 617th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 626th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chinese Congo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Largest Governments.
  • : Chinese Congo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Chinese Congo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Chinese Congo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Chinese Congo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Chinese Congo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Chinese Congo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Chinese Congo, the same 4416 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Ajon Shepherdson's every word on Twitcher.
  • : Following new legislation in Chinese Congo, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Chinese Congo, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.

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