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Most Armed: 7,988thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,230thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,273rd
The Inhumanity of
Authoritarian Democracy
So, what's going on?
Ajon Shepherdson
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Chinese Congo

Population5.637 billion

CapitalKinshasa
LeaderAjon Shepherdson
FaithConfucianism

Currencyyen
Animalox

The Inhumanity of Chinese Congo is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ajon Shepherdson with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, devout population of 5.637 billion Chinese Congolese are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kinshasa. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chinese Congoan economy, worth 683 trillion yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,326 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Chinese Congolese, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and the same 5637 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Ajon Shepherdson's every word on Twitcher. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chinese Congo's national animal is the ox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Confucianism.

Chinese Congo is ranked 79,799th in the world and 3,085th in Balder for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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Most Armed: 7,988thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,230thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,273rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,289thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,863rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,202ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,932ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,992ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,309thLowest Crime Rates: 15,411thMost Developed: 15,643rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,066thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,514thBest Weather: 17,360thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,788thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,094thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,008thMost Income Equality: 23,843rdLargest Black Market: 24,987thHighest Average Incomes: 25,496thLargest Governments: 26,424thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,542ndNicest Citizens: 26,643rd
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Most Armed: 329th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 365th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 463rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 520th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 532nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 582nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 590th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 617th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 628th in the regionMost Income Equality: 682nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chinese Congo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Chinese Congo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Chinese Congo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Chinese Congo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Chinese Congo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments and Nicest Citizens.
  • : Chinese Congo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Chinese Congo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Chinese Congo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Chinese Congo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Chinese Congo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

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