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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,343rdMost Patriotic: 8,281stLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,973rd
The Democratic States of
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Frightening
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Chimoreian Republican Navy

Population3.515 billion

CurrencyFreedom Unit
AnimalDemocrat

The Democratic States of Chimoreian Republican Navy is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.515 billion Chimoreian Republican Navyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chimoreian Republican Navyian economy, worth 506 trillion Freedom Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 143,986 Freedom Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimoreian Republican Navy's national animal is the Democrat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chimoreian Republican Navy is ranked 174,944th in the world and 336th in Chimore for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 621.52 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,343rdMost Patriotic: 8,281stLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,973rdTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 17,739thBest Weather: 17,781stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,033rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,215thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,907thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,567thLowest Crime Rates: 21,741stLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,204thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,555thSmartest Citizens: 24,572ndMost Authoritarian: 25,306thHighest Average Incomes: 27,500thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,150thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29,704thMost Corrupt Governments: 31,264thMost Devout: 31,629thLargest Black Market: 32,013th
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Smartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 42nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 58th in the regionMost Extreme: 58th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 59th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Republican Navy, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Republican Navy, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Republican Navy, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news.
  • : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Republican Navy, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Republican Navy, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
  • : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Republican Navy, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
  • : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Republican Navy, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
  • : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Republican Navy, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Republican Navy, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
  • : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Republican Navy, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.

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