Population | 3.515 billion |
Currency | Freedom Unit |
Animal | Democrat |
The Democratic States of Chimoreian Republican Navy is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.515 billion Chimoreian Republican Navyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Chimoreian Republican Navyian economy, worth 506 trillion Freedom Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 143,986 Freedom Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimoreian Republican Navy's national animal is the Democrat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Chimoreian Republican Navy is ranked 174,944th in the world and 336th in Chimore for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 621.52 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Republican Navy, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Republican Navy, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Republican Navy, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Republican Navy, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Republican Navy, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Republican Navy, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Republican Navy, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Republican Navy, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Republican Navy, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
- : Following new legislation in Chimoreian Republican Navy, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.