The Democratic States of Chimore crafting cope-ium is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.294 billion Chimore crafting cope-iumians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Chimore crafting cope-iumian economy, worth 470 trillion Freedom Units a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,906 Freedom Units, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 450,255 per year while the poor average 34,679, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

An epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', surveillance cameras are banned, and delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimore crafting cope-ium's national animal is the Democrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chimore crafting cope-ium is ranked 289,054^th in the world and 418^th in Chimore for Most Secular, with 8.88 Atheism Rate.