The Democratic States of Chilly Woo is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 40.644 billion Chilly Wooans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 48.9%.

The Chilly Wooan economy, worth a remarkable 1,661 trillion woos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 40,876 woos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chilly Woo's national animal is the chili bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chilly Woo is ranked 175,868^th in the world and 414^th in 10000 Islands for Most Pacifist, with 58.71 cheeks turned per day.