The Protectorate of Chieri Takahisa is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The cynical, devout population of 7.686 billion Chieri Takahisans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 33.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Chieri Takahisan economy, worth 439 trillion rubles a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,120 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Chieri Takahisans, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism, and a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chieri Takahisa's national animal is the peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chieri Takahisa is ranked 114,318^th in the world and 974^th in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.23 law-abiding acts per hour.