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Most Secular: 4,777thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,685thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,419th
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Chief Alpaca

Population4.781 billion

CapitalThe Pen
LeaderPackmaster Conrad

CurrencyHairball
AnimalAlpaca

The Packlands of Chief Alpaca is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Packmaster Conrad with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 4.781 billion Chief Alpacans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pen. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Chief Alpacan economy, worth 309 trillion Hairballs a year, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,718 Hairballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Movie references are legally admissible in court, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chief Alpaca's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chief Alpaca is ranked 4,777th in the world and 51st in Forest for Most Secular, with 98.29 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 14,113thNicest Citizens: 14,744thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,956thSafest: 15,908thMost Pacifist: 19,071stMost Cultured: 20,807thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,910thMost Inclusive: 21,310thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,951stMost Beautiful Environments: 22,788thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,087thLowest Crime Rates: 23,803rdBest Weather: 24,255th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chief Alpaca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Chief Alpaca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Chief Alpaca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Best Weather.
  • : Biblybos was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Chief Alpaca, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Lemon 100 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Chief Alpaca, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Lemon 100 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Chief Alpaca, curing 2 million infected.
  • : Inc nation was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Chief Alpaca, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Inc nation was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Chief Alpaca, curing 3 million infected.
  • : Amok was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Chief Alpaca, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Amok was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Chief Alpaca, curing 4 million infected.

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