Largest Gambling Industry: 325th Largest Retail Industry: 386th Highest Crime Rates: 389th
The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of
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The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of ChiCon is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Chiconian People's Party with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.466 billion ChiConians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhongnanhai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ChiConian economy, worth a remarkable 5,547 trillion yuan a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 258,423 yuan, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

A China Tourist Association survey has rated ChiCon #1 for number twos, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. ChiCon's national animal is the panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the ChiConian Little Red Book.

ChiCon is ranked 854th in the world and 1st in China for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 18,956.44 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 325thLargest Retail Industry: 386thHighest Crime Rates: 389thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 389thMost Armed: 414thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 467thMost Efficient Economies: 500thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 584thFattest Citizens: 633rdHighest Economic Output: 770thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 854thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,006thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,030thMost Avoided: 1,156thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,288thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,414thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,670thHighest Average Incomes: 1,848thRudest Citizens: 1,897thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,116thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,260thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,676thLargest Populations: 2,818thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,915thLargest Mining Sector: 3,194thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,658thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,069thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,552ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,337thLargest Black Market: 6,910thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,200thMost Cultured: 9,849thHighest Drug Use: 10,101stMost Pro-Market: 11,031stNudest: 11,074thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,075th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, a China Tourist Association survey has rated ChiCon #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect ChiCon of supplying extremist groups.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in ChiCon, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.

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