by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 3,583rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,657thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,912th
The Six Way Civil War of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A nation in chaos.
Brodelias Heffeer
Deep Fried Polls
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Chicken Tenderland

Population1.673 billion

CapitalNew Tendercity
LeaderBrodelias Heffeer


The Six Way Civil War of Chicken Tenderland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Brodelias Heffeer with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.673 billion Chicken Tenderlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tendercity. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Chicken Tenderlandian economy, worth 189 trillion Tenderbills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,140 Tenderbills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's, Chicken Tenderlandians seem to be catching more chills, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, and corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chicken Tenderland's national animal is the Chickenhawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neo-Zunism.

Chicken Tenderland is ranked 218,482nd in the world and 285th in Karma for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.85 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Influential: 3,583rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,657thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,912thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,973rdMost Rebellious Youth: 13,541stMost Cultured: 16,317thHighest Food Quality: 16,520thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,776thMost Inclusive: 17,633rdHighest Poor Incomes: 19,683rdMost Patriotic: 22,085thLargest Retail Industry: 22,883rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,474thRudest Citizens: 23,825thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,867th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the regionMost Patriotic: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 36th in the region

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