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Most Devout: 350thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,525thMost Cultured: 2,661st
The Federated Theocratic States of
Conservative Democracy
What if you wanted to go to heaven, but God said no.
The Beanman
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Chicken Nuggets and Beans

Population4.828 billion

CapitalBeania
LeaderThe Beanman
FaithBeanism

CurrencyNugget
AnimalChicken

The Federated Theocratic States of Chicken Nuggets and Beans is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Beanman with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 4.828 billion Beanians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beania. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chicken Nuggets and Beansian economy, worth 864 trillion Nuggets a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 179,135 Nuggets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, increasing numbers of children in Chicken Nuggets and Beans have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chicken Nuggets and Beans's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Beanism.

Chicken Nuggets and Beans is ranked 225,772nd in the world and 200th in Spiritus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.16 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Devout: 350thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,525thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,661stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,089thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,612thLowest Crime Rates: 4,516thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,132ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,470thHighest Food Quality: 6,968thLargest Governments: 7,232ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,296thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,608thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,047thHealthiest Citizens: 8,670thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,825thMost Developed: 9,005thMost Armed: 9,134thHighest Average Incomes: 9,461stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,819thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,836thSmartest Citizens: 9,851stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,892ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,004thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,017thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,155thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,160thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,264thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,478thBest Weather: 16,072ndSafest: 18,358thHighest Economic Output: 24,142nd
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chicken Nuggets and Beans published "Beanian political parties" (Factbook: Politics).
  • : Chicken Nuggets and Beans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • : Chicken Nuggets and Beans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, increasing numbers of children in Chicken Nuggets and Beans have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, Chicken Nuggets and Beans has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, nose plugs are the latest Chicken Nuggets and Beansian fashion accessory.

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