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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 472nd Most Devout: 635th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 711th
The Confederacy of
Corporate Police State
Big problems are solved by bigger guns
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.528 billion Chicken Cutletians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chicken Cutletian economy, worth a remarkable 5,384 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 290,602 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,298,975 per year while the poor average 40,321, a ratio of 32.2 to 1.

Kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning, and Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

Chicken Cutlet is ranked 150,894th in the world and 362nd in Nazi Europa for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -62.37 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 472ndMost Devout: 635thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 711thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 725thFattest Citizens: 785thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 825thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 831stHighest Economic Output: 885thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 907thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,017thMost Influential: 1,058thLargest Mining Sector: 1,065thLargest Retail Industry: 1,098thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,134thHighest Average Incomes: 1,319thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,447thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,536thMost Avoided: 1,730thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,053rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,064thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,301stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,375thLowest Crime Rates: 3,282ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,425thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,749thLargest Populations: 4,294thTop
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Most Stationary: 7,921stLargest Governments: 8,248thLargest Black Market: 8,373rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,680thRudest Citizens: 9,302ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,616thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,636thMost Conservative: 12,282ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,541st
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36th in the region

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