Population | 13.959 billion |
Capital | Titiwasi |
Leader | Amaru Grigotá |
Currency | Hoja |
Animal | Paraba Frente Roja |
The Community of Chichas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Amaru Grigotá with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.959 billion Chichans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titiwasi. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Chichasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,098 trillion Hojas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 78,692 Hojas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Chichasian as 'your finger, you fool', Amaru Grigotá is quite hard to get a hold of, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Chichas has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chichas's national animal is the Paraba Frente Roja, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Chichas is ranked 191,778th in the world and 1,403rd in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 58.84973316948 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Chichas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Chichas's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Chichas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Chichas, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Chichas has found 1 easter egg).
- : Following new legislation in Chichas, Amaru Grigotá is quite hard to get a hold of.
- : Chichas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Largest Populations.
- : Chichas's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Chichas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Chichas, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Chichasian as 'your finger, you fool'.
- : Following new legislation in Chichas, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.