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Best Weather: 8,327thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,202nd
The Community of
Corrupt Dictatorship
La unión es la fuerza
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Chichas

Population13.959 billion

CapitalTitiwasi
LeaderAmaru Grigotá

CurrencyHoja
AnimalParaba Frente Roja

The Community of Chichas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Amaru Grigotá with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.959 billion Chichans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titiwasi. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Chichasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,098 trillion Hojas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 78,692 Hojas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Chichasian as 'your finger, you fool', Amaru Grigotá is quite hard to get a hold of, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Chichas has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chichas's national animal is the Paraba Frente Roja, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chichas is ranked 191,778th in the world and 1,403rd in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 58.84973316948 days.

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Best Weather: 8,327thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,202ndMost Pacifist: 9,739thMost Secular: 10,064thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,773rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,772ndHighest Food Quality: 11,822ndMost Inclusive: 11,897thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,969thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,183rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,193rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,462ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,643rdMost Income Equality: 14,390thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,833rdMost Authoritarian: 14,882ndTop
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Most Cultured: 15,956thLowest Crime Rates: 16,364thLargest Governments: 20,424thHighest Economic Output: 26,666thSmartest Citizens: 26,878thMost Compassionate Citizens: 27,294thMost Patriotic: 27,549thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 28,514thLargest Populations: 29,249th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 147th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 153rd in the regionBest Weather: 157th in the regionMost Secular: 158th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 185th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 189th in the regionMost Pacifist: 195th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 196th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 197th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 200th in the regionLargest Populations: 203rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 215th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 216th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 219th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 225th in the regionMost Inclusive: 229th in the regionMost Cultured: 235th in the regionMost Patriotic: 250th in the regionMost Income Equality: 253rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 272nd in the regionLargest Governments: 277th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 286th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 310th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 380th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 405th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 417th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chichas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Chichas's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Chichas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Chichas, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Chichas has found 1 easter egg).
  • : Following new legislation in Chichas, Amaru Grigotá is quite hard to get a hold of.
  • : Chichas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • : Chichas's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Chichas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Chichas, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Chichasian as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Following new legislation in Chichas, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.

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