by Max Barry

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,156th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,371st
The Holy Cow of
Democratic Socialists
Corporate States Alliance
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Good

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The Holy Cow of Chicago 9 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 5.264 billion Chicago 9ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Healthcare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 15.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Chicago 9ian economy, worth 154 trillion plates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 29,399 plates, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The education system has gotten a recent boost in spending, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training, severed limbs litter woodland edges across the land, and Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chicago 9's national animal is the billy goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is sports.

Chicago 9 is ranked 142,858th in the world and 15th in Riocht na hEireann for Highest Drug Use, scoring 34 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,156thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,371st
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chicago 9, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicago 9, severed limbs litter woodland edges across the land.
  • : Chicago 9 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Chicago 9, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicago 9, the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicago 9, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Chicago 9 was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Chicago 9, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicago 9, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicago 9, organ donation rates have hit a new low.

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