Population | 2.474 billion |
Capital | 香港 |
Leader | 蔣介石 |
Faith | 法輪功 |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | 🐀🐀🐀🐀 |
The Empire of Chiang Kai Shek What the Heck is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 蔣介石 with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.474 billion Chiang Kai Shek What the Heckians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 香港. The average income tax rate is 60.7%.
The thriving Chiang Kai Shek What the Heckian economy, worth 197 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,785 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chiang Kai Shek What the Heck's national animal is the 🐀🐀🐀🐀, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 法輪功.
Chiang Kai Shek What the Heck is ranked 110,085th in the world and 23rd in Colonia Apollonis for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,477.8 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Chiang Kai Shek What the Heck, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
- : Following new legislation in Chiang Kai Shek What the Heck, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
- : Following new legislation in Chiang Kai Shek What the Heck, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : Following new legislation in Chiang Kai Shek What the Heck, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
- : Following new legislation in Chiang Kai Shek What the Heck, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Chiang Kai Shek What the Heckian justice.
- : Following new legislation in Chiang Kai Shek What the Heck, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
- : Following new legislation in Chiang Kai Shek What the Heck, builders across Chiang Kai Shek What the Heck are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in Chiang Kai Shek What the Heck, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
- : Following new legislation in Chiang Kai Shek What the Heck, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Chiang Kai Shek What the Heck" at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in Chiang Kai Shek What the Heck, when shaking hands with foreign leaders 蔣介石 wears an armoured gauntlet.