Most Cheerful Citizens: 348th Least Corrupt Governments: 456th Nicest Citizens: 460th
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The Free Territory of Chestaan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.53 billion Chestaanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equitopia. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The enormous but inefficient Chestaanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion Guevaras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 92,617 Guevaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, religious education is a new government priority, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chestaan's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chestaan is ranked 348th in the world and 5th in the West Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 87.29 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 348thLeast Corrupt Governments: 456thNicest Citizens: 460thMost Pacifist: 526thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 637thMost Compassionate Citizens: 717thSafest: 828thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 882ndBest Weather: 993rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,007thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,057thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,071stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,122ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,237thLargest Governments: 1,479thMost Cultured: 1,498thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 1,728thMost Stationary: 2,339thMost Influential: 2,438thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,442ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,843rdMost Devout: 2,892ndSmartest Citizens: 2,906thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,982ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,990thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,642ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,161stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,517thMost Inclusive: 7,160thTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,256thNudest: 9,413thLargest Populations: 9,653rdMost Income Equality: 9,809thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,525thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,984thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,214th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionMost Stationary: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionMost Devout: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 42nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 46th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 62nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 85th in the regionLargest Populations: 87th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 113th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 115th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 120th in the regionMost Inclusive: 253rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 291st in the regionNudest: 296th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 305th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 528th in the regionMost Developed: 591st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 601st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 642nd in the region

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