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Nudest: 3,227thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,638thLargest Black Market: 4,736th
The Sapphic Satanist Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
She Moves
Gunilla 'most SWERF of them all' Ekberg
Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Chessmistress

Population10.823 billion

CapitalKalifornien SB 967 Schackmatt
LeaderGunilla 'most SWERF of them all' Ekberg
FaithSATANIC FEMINISM

CurrencySheila Jeffreys' Book
AnimalHusfluga inom kaffe sorbet

The Sapphic Satanist Queendom of Chessmistress is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Gunilla 'most SWERF of them all' Ekberg with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.823 billion WOMEN are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalifornien SB 967 Schackmatt. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient WOMAN economy, worth 851 trillion Sheila Jeffreys' Books a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 78,718 Sheila Jeffreys' Books, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, 90% of active duty CAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday, and an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chessmistress's national animal is the Husfluga inom kaffe sorbet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is SATANIC FEMINISM.

Chessmistress is ranked 16,647th in the world and 3rd in The Feminist Region for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 31.64 Missed References Per Hour.

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5%
Nudest: 3,227thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,638thLargest Black Market: 4,736thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,474thMost Authoritarian: 6,652ndMost Conservative: 7,750thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,364thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,505thLowest Crime Rates: 8,645thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,314thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,533rdLargest Governments: 12,276thMost Devout: 13,095thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,970thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,624thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,647thMost Extreme: 16,870th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chessmistress was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Chessmistress was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Chessmistress's influence in The Feminist Region rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Chessmistress was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Chessmistress's influence in The Feminist Region rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Chessmistress was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Chessmistress was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Chessmistress was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Chessmistress was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Chessmistress was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

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