by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 3,316th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,923rd Largest Retail Industry: 5,894th
The United States of
Corporate Bordello
Я казак, И я не боюсь.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.567 billion

FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyChernoslav Dinar

The United States of Chernoslavia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.567 billion Chernoslavians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrovich. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Chernoslavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Chernoslav Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 111,470 Chernoslav Dinars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 367,586 per year while the poor average 25,302, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become Leader's new moniker, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and governments opposing Chernoslavia are beset by rebels. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Chernoslavia's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Chernoslavia is ranked 117,784th in the world and 3,854th in Balder for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 3,316thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,923rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,894thLargest Black Market: 6,137thFattest Citizens: 6,693rdTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,175thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,304thHighest Economic Output: 10,765thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,160thMost Armed: 11,676thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,210thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,267th
Rudest Citizens: 106th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 236th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 267th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 319th in the regionLargest Black Market: 326th in the regionMost Armed: 375th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 404th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 407th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 422nd in the regionMost Stationary: 428th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 455th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 461st in the regionMost Influential: 476th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 487th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 487th in the regionLargest Populations: 494th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 501st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chernoslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Chernoslavia changed its national faith to "Orthodox Christianity".
  • : Chernoslavia altered its national flag.
  • : Chernoslavia created a custom banner.
  • : Chernoslavia altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Chernoslavia, governments opposing Chernoslavia are beset by rebels.
  • : Following new legislation in Chernoslavia, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Chernoslavia, 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become Leader's new moniker.
  • : Following new legislation in Chernoslavia, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Chernoslavia, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.


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