Population | 5.896 billion |
Capital | New Chernobyl |
Leader | Ornithorhynchus anatinus III |
Faith | The 72 Voices |
Currency | Radiation |
Animal | Platypus |
The Dormancy of CHERN0BYL 2 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Ornithorhynchus anatinus III with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.896 billion Nuclearians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chernobyl. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Nuclearian economy, worth 898 trillion Radiations a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 152,416 Radiations, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.
Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, belief that Ornithorhynchus anatinus III is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, and the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CHERN0BYL 2's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The 72 Voices.
CHERN0BYL 2 is ranked 224,273rd in the world and 4,188th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.43 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : CHERN0BYL 2 lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : CHERN0BYL 2 lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : CHERN0BYL 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : CHERN0BYL 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : CHERN0BYL 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : CHERN0BYL 2 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Fa-la lalala la la la of Laforeia, curing 179 million infected.
- : CHERN0BYL 2 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Fa-la lalala la la la of Laforeia, curing 160 million infected.
- : CHERN0BYL 2 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Fa-la lalala la la la of Laforeia, curing 132 million infected.
- : CHERN0BYL 2 changed its national motto to "I shall return, that I promise...".
- : CHERN0BYL 2 changed its national nation type to "Dormancy".