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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,463rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,852nd Best Weather: 1,972nd
The Former Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Once the seat of an Empire.
Herr Desgoff und Gottschalk
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Cherdoskie

Population20.054 billion

CapitalNeblesbad
LeaderHerr Desgoff und Gottschalk
FaithEastern Orthodox

CurrencyKulbeck
AnimalPony

The Former Republic of Cherdoskie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Herr Desgoff und Gottschalk with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 20.054 billion Cherdoskieans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neblesbad. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cherdoskiean economy, worth a remarkable 2,601 trillion Kulbecks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,714 Kulbecks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban, Formula One cars in Cherdoskie boast 56 miles per gallon, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cherdoskie's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Cherdoskie is ranked 161,722nd in the world and 72nd in Equestria for Most Pacifist, with 4.77 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,463rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,852ndBest Weather: 1,972ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,083rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,160thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,723rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,785thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,371stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,495thSafest: 4,068thLowest Crime Rates: 4,274thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,566thHighest Economic Output: 4,593rdLargest Governments: 4,701stLargest Populations: 5,561stHealthiest Citizens: 5,695thMost Developed: 6,419thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,676thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,154thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 10,359thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,553rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,876thMost Secular: 12,358thSmartest Citizens: 12,633rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,439thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,457thMost Cultured: 15,800th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cherdoskie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Cherdoskie, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Cherdoskie, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Cherdoskie, Formula One cars in Cherdoskie boast 56 miles per gallon.
  • : Following new legislation in Cherdoskie, terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban.
  • : Following new legislation in Cherdoskie, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.
  • : Cherdoskie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Cherdoskie was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Region Wanderer of Borovan6, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Cherdoskie was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Region Wanderer of Borovan6, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Cherdoskie was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Region Wanderer of Borovan6, curing 1 million infected.

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