The Christmas Zombie Horde of Chemung is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.242 billion Chemung love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chemung City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chemung economy, worth a remarkable 5,234 trillion Gold Christian Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 303,609 Gold Christian Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', the Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chemung's national animal is the Pheonix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chemung is ranked 125^th in the world and 1^st in League of Christian Nations for Healthiest Citizens, with 54.94 Bananas Ingested Per Day.