The Commonwealth of Cheloboria is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by President Elect with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 935 million Cheloborians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cheloborian economy, worth 83.5 trillion Shells a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,290 Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheloboria's national animal is the Tortoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cheloboria is ranked 3,418^th in the world and 374^th in The East Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 41 Valid Endorsements.