Population | 16.685 billion |
Capital | Capital City |
Leader | Not Cringe Name |
Faith | Baptist |
Currency | Money |
Animal | Animal |
The Nation of Cheku is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Not Cringe Name with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.685 billion Chekuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. The average income tax rate is 77.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Chekuan economy, worth a remarkable 4,391 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 263,190 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Theories abound over why conspiracy theorists are being arrested, it's scientifically provable that Chekuan guys don't know how to make a woman happy, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams, and notable individuals are granted land and titles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cheku's national animal is the Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Baptist.
Cheku is ranked 288,888th in the world and 391st in The Black Hawks for Most Cultured, scoring 53 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cheku's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Cheku was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Cheku was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Cheku's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Cheku's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Cheku's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Cheku's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".
- : Cheku relocated from Balder to The Black Hawks.
- : Cheku was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
- : Cheku's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".