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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,103rdLargest Black Market: 1,405thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,474th
The Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
This is replacing my cringy motto
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Cheku

Population16.685 billion

CapitalCapital City
LeaderNot Cringe Name
FaithBaptist

CurrencyMoney
AnimalAnimal

The Nation of Cheku is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Not Cringe Name with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.685 billion Chekuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. The average income tax rate is 77.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Chekuan economy, worth a remarkable 4,391 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 263,190 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Theories abound over why conspiracy theorists are being arrested, it's scientifically provable that Chekuan guys don't know how to make a woman happy, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams, and notable individuals are granted land and titles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cheku's national animal is the Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Baptist.

Cheku is ranked 288,888th in the world and 391st in The Black Hawks for Most Cultured, scoring 53 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,103rdLargest Black Market: 1,405thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,474thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,681stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,552ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,259thHighest Economic Output: 4,083rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,092ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,422ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,467thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,171stMost Devout: 7,009thLargest Mining Sector: 7,411thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,120thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,217thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,325thLargest Governments: 9,977thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,280thLargest Retail Industry: 11,410thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,644thMost Patriotic: 13,577thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 16,357thLowest Crime Rates: 16,738thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,851stSmartest Citizens: 18,926thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,850thMost Developed: 20,001stHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,414thLargest Populations: 22,235thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,516thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,041stMost Conservative: 24,374thLargest Publishing Industry: 29,099th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionMost Patriotic: 38th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 41st in the regionMost Avoided: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cheku's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Cheku was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Cheku was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Cheku's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Cheku's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Cheku's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Cheku's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".
  • : Cheku relocated from Balder to The Black Hawks.
  • : Cheku was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
  • : Cheku's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".

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