The Wolfist Revolutionary of Chef Big Dog is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kool-X Trailbreaker Turnbull with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, avant-garde cinema, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.402 billion Burrito Boys are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baja Blast Off. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Burrito Boy economy, worth a remarkable 1,104 trillion Clancy's Big Dippers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,516 Clancy's Big Dippers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Lobster tastes best when it is red, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, and the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chef Big Dog's national animal is the Tom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Chip Dippin'.

Chef Big Dog is ranked 4,555^th in the world and 1^st in Eazy Dog Chromedome Puff Rock Play Home for Nudest, with 1,202 cheeks per square mile.