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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,466thLargest Mining Sector: 3,715thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,423rd
The Wolfist Revolutionary of
Authoritarian Democracy
Severe Against Unbelievers
Influence
Superpower
Big Bicep Chicken Griller
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Chef Big Dog

Population9.402 billion

CapitalBaja Blast Off
LeaderKool-X Trailbreaker Turnbull
FaithChip Dippin'

CurrencyClancy's Big Dippers
AnimalTom

The Wolfist Revolutionary of Chef Big Dog is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kool-X Trailbreaker Turnbull with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, avant-garde cinema, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.402 billion Burrito Boys are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baja Blast Off. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Burrito Boy economy, worth a remarkable 1,104 trillion Clancy's Big Dippers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,516 Clancy's Big Dippers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Lobster tastes best when it is red, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, and the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chef Big Dog's national animal is the Tom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Chip Dippin'.

Chef Big Dog is ranked 4,555th in the world and 1st in Eazy Dog Chromedome Puff Rock Play Home for Nudest, with 1,202 cheeks per square mile.

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Largest Mining Sector: 3,715thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,423rdMost Primitive: 4,429thNudest: 4,555thMost Avoided: 5,963rdMost Armed: 6,150thMost Devout: 7,055thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,454thMost Conservative: 7,704thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,720thLargest Black Market: 10,245thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,827thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17,093rdMost Patriotic: 19,834thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,793rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,821stHighest Poor Incomes: 28,709th

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