by Max Barry

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The Goose's Old Snacc of
Moralistic Democracy
No one shall be willfully deprived of their life.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Cheesy Tots

Population5.935 billion


The Goose's Old Snacc of Cheesy Tots is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.935 billion Cheesy Totsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 16.0%.

The Cheesy Totsian economy, worth 264 trillion florins a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 44,549 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A major religion has been named as Cheesy Tots's national religion, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, Cheesy Tots has designated Cheesy Tots City as its capital city, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Cheesy Tots in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Cheesy Tots's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Cheesy Tots is ranked 179,618th in the world and 207th in Refugia for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 80,768 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Conservative: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31st in the regionMost Avoided: 31st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 35th in the region

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