The Gentle Reveries of Cheesy Tots is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 11.57 billion Cheesy Totsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cheesy Totsian economy, worth 856 trillion florins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,067 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheesy Tots's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cheesy Tots is ranked 306,030^th in the world and 396^th in Refugia for Most Cultured, scoring 56 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.