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Highest Crime Rates: 363rd Most Armed: 514th Rudest Citizens: 686th
The Batch of
Anarchy
Ba Eqīdu (Be Cheesey)
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Cheeseworld

Population10.543 billion

CapitalNacho City

Currencycheese slice
AnimalCheese

The Batch of Cheeseworld is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, feral children, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 10.543 billion Cheesemongers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, with Environment and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nacho City. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong Cheeseworldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,037 trillion cheese slices a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 98,440 cheese slices, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 533,973 per year while the poor average 9,359, a ratio of 57.1 to 1.

Even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cheeseworld's national animal is the Cheese, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cheeseworld is ranked 90,313th in the world and 4,716th in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 66.07 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 363rdMost Armed: 514thRudest Citizens: 686thFattest Citizens: 915thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,246thLargest Retail Industry: 1,703rdTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,813thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,384thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,566thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,733rdMost Influential: 2,811thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,833rdMost Avoided: 2,864thNudest: 3,727thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,136thMost Politically Free: 5,470thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,696thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,008thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,531stTop
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Most Pro-Market: 10,402ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,071stHighest Economic Output: 13,376thMost Extreme: 15,246thHighest Drug Use: 15,757th
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Highest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 39th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 46th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 81st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 85th in the regionMost Avoided: 89th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 96th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 96th in the regionMost Politically Free: 106th in the regionNudest: 140th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 181st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 260th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 274th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 283rd in the regionLargest Populations: 358th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 374th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 396th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 540th in the regionLargest Black Market: 641st in the regionMost Extreme: 735th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 800th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 847th in the regionMost Influential: 879th in the region

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