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Most Primitive: 1,635th
The Socialist Soviet Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ruled By Soviets for Soviets
Javen Leeward
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Cheeksam

Population2.513 billion

CapitalCheek City
LeaderJaven Leeward
FaithState Sanctioned Atheism

Currencycheekdollar
Animalsheep

The Socialist Soviet Republic of Cheeksam is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Javen Leeward with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 2.513 billion Cheeks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheek City. The average income tax rate is 8.6%.

The Cheeksamin economy, worth 125 trillion cheekdollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 49,752 cheekdollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, shock troops shock enemy forces with their nudity, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cheeksam's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Sanctioned Atheism.

Cheeksam is ranked 151,830th in the world and 7,121st in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 15.43 Quips Per Hour.

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Largest Retail Industry: 466th in the regionBest Weather: 676th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cheeksam was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Cheeksam was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Cheeksam's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Cheeksam changed its national faith to "State Sanctioned Atheism".
  • : Following new legislation in Cheeksam, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • : Cheeksam's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Cheeksam changed its national leader to "Javen Leeward", its motto to "Ruled By Soviets for Soviets", and its nation type to "Socialist Soviet Republic".
  • : Cheeksam's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Cheeksam's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Cheeksam relocated from Soviet Democracy to The Rejected Realms.

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