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Most Conservative: 408th Most Authoritarian: 1,668th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,759th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Very Cheesey
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Cheeeeeeeeeese

Population225 million

Currencygrater
Animalcheese

The Rogue Nation of Cheeeeeeeeeese is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 225 million Cheeeeeeeeeeseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Cheeeeeeeeeesean economy, worth 6.45 trillion graters a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,651 graters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bambi has been banned, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, Cheeeeeeeeeeseans caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, and panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheeeeeeeeeese's national animal is the cheese, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cheeeeeeeeeese is ranked 157,814th in the world and 8,751st in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 43.9 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Conservative: 408thMost Authoritarian: 1,668thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,759thMost Primitive: 2,171stMost Extreme: 4,842ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12,028th
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Most Conservative: 16th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 70th in the regionMost Primitive: 87th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 96th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 454th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 710th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cheeeeeeeeeese was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Cheeeeeeeeeese was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Cheeeeeeeeeese was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Cheeeeeeeeeese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Cheeeeeeeeeese, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in Cheeeeeeeeeese, Cheeeeeeeeeeseans caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Cheeeeeeeeeese, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Cheeeeeeeeeese, Bambi has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Cheeeeeeeeeese, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Cheeeeeeeeeese, Cheeeeeeeeeeseans have replaced bears in a popular idiom.

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