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Che Triumphant

Population10.612 billion

CapitalLeningrad
LeaderAngela Davis
FaithVeganism

Currencylove
Animalhippogriph

The Sanctuary of Che Triumphant is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Angela Davis with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.612 billion earthlings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Che Triumphantian economy, worth a remarkable 2,683 trillion loves a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 252,883 loves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New urban roads are threatening city parks, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations, and Angela Davis's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Che Triumphant's national animal is the hippogriph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Veganism.

Che Triumphant is ranked 77th in the world and 1st in North Korea for Best Weather, with 1,978 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,027thHighest Average Incomes: 3,366thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,149thHighest Economic Output: 5,683rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,508thMost Income Equality: 10,142ndTop
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Che Triumphant, Angela Davis's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Che Triumphant, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations.
  • : Following new legislation in Che Triumphant, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Che Triumphant, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Che Triumphant, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Che Triumphant, the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts.
  • : Following new legislation in Che Triumphant, foreign livestock are offered asylum.
  • : Following new legislation in Che Triumphant, historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre.
  • : Following new legislation in Che Triumphant, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Che Triumphant, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.

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