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Largest Gambling Industry: 36th Largest Retail Industry: 69th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 76th
The Republic of
Capitalizt
A free nation is a country in increasing ascent.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Chavante

Population10.233 billion

CapitalChacarrama
LeaderGalvan
FaithAll religion

CurrencyMedal
AnimalOwl

The Republic of Chavante is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Galvan with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 10.233 billion Chavanteans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chacarrama. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chavantean economy, worth a remarkable 2,986 trillion Medals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 291,837 Medals, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,103,046 per year while the poor average 53,721, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, the only violent vigilantes are the ones in police uniforms, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chavante's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is All religion.

Chavante is ranked 16,599th in the world and 5th in Enadia for Most Pro-Market, scoring 78 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 36thLargest Retail Industry: 69thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 76thHighest Crime Rates: 123rdMost Armed: 171stRudest Citizens: 236thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 241stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 244thFattest Citizens: 265thMost Avoided: 329thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 426thLargest Insurance Industry: 484thMost Ignorant Citizens: 528thMost Rebellious Youth: 540thHighest Disposable Incomes: 673rdLargest Mining Sector: 927thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,033rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,078thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,137thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,439thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,802ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,441stHighest Economic Output: 3,523rdMost Devout: 4,325thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,802ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,126thTop
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Largest Black Market: 11,731stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,861stMost Pro-Market: 16,599th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chavante was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, the only violent vigilantes are the ones in police uniforms.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Chavante was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism.

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