The Republic of Chavante is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Galvan with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.03 billion Chavanteans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chacarrama. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chavantean economy, worth a remarkable 2,214 trillion Medals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 275,759 Medals, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,113,579 per year while the poor average 45,578, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.

Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, and the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Galvan Pics" has made Galvan's mom a celebrity. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chavante's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is All religion.

Chavante is ranked 6,393^rd in the world and 1^st in Selene for Highest Drug Use, scoring 114 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.