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Largest Gambling Industry: 40th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 80th Largest Retail Industry: 85th
The Republic of
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A free nation is a nation on the rise constant
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Chavante

Population8.03 billion

CapitalChacarrama
LeaderGalvan
FaithAll religion

CurrencyMedal
AnimalOwl

The Republic of Chavante is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Galvan with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.03 billion Chavanteans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chacarrama. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chavantean economy, worth a remarkable 2,214 trillion Medals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 275,759 Medals, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,113,579 per year while the poor average 45,578, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.

Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, and the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Galvan Pics" has made Galvan's mom a celebrity. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chavante's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is All religion.

Chavante is ranked 6,393rd in the world and 1st in Selene for Highest Drug Use, scoring 114 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 40thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 80thLargest Retail Industry: 85thHighest Crime Rates: 136thMost Armed: 170thRudest Citizens: 285thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 296thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 301stFattest Citizens: 312thMost Avoided: 442ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 467thMost Ignorant Citizens: 555thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 556thLargest Insurance Industry: 630thHighest Disposable Incomes: 782ndMost Rebellious Youth: 846thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,164thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,193rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,269thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,508thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,822ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,956thMost Efficient Economies: 2,590thMost Primitive: 4,552ndHighest Economic Output: 4,671stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,979thHighest Drug Use: 6,393rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,423rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,043rdTop
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Most Devout: 10,690thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,103rdLargest Black Market: 13,048thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,970th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Galvan Pics" has made Galvan's mom a celebrity.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, military funding has been stripped back.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, the military is vetting the political loyalties of its remaining officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, some say Galvan has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavante, Chacarrama's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.

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