The Republic of Chavante is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Galvan with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 10.233 billion Chavanteans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chacarrama. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chavantean economy, worth a remarkable 2,986 trillion Medals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 291,837 Medals, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,103,046 per year while the poor average 53,721, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, the only violent vigilantes are the ones in police uniforms, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chavante's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is All religion.

Chavante is ranked 16,599^th in the world and 5^th in Enadia for Most Pro-Market, scoring 78 on the Rand Index.