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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,551st Highest Drug Use: 1,695th Highest Crime Rates: 2,315th
The Confederacy of
Capitalizt
Free Minds, Free Markets!
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Civil Rights
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Very Strong
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Chasiona

Population36 million

CurrencyGo'Te
AnimalPorcupine

The Confederacy of Chasiona is a small, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 36 million Chasionans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, although Public Transport, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The very strong Chasionan economy, worth 2.21 trillion Go'Tes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 61,329 Go'Tes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 325,629 per year while the poor average 6,102, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, and the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Chasiona's national animal is the Porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chasiona is ranked 39,679th in the world and 106th in Karma for Most Influential, scoring 451 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,551stTop
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Highest Drug Use: 1,695thHighest Crime Rates: 2,315thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,328thMost Armed: 4,677thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,908thFattest Citizens: 5,087thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,166thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,473rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,668thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 8,001stMost Avoided: 8,053rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,500thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,437thRudest Citizens: 12,891st
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionNudest: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chasiona, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Chasiona, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines.
  • : Chasiona was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Chasiona, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Chasiona, closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Chasiona, Chasiona's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Chasiona, pet rocks are sold by the pound.
  • : Following new legislation in Chasiona, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
  • : Chasiona was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and Most Armed and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Chasiona, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.

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