The Holy Red Zombie Excellence of ChasingLola is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by NKBlue with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.143 billion ChasingLolans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NKBlue City. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ChasingLolan economy, worth a remarkable 5,700 trillion stangias a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 218,039 stangias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Women across the country are tying the knot, ChasingLola is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery. Crime is totally unknown. ChasingLola's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

ChasingLola is ranked 42,538^th in the world and 15^th in Taijitu for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,957.81 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.