The Holy Red Zombie Excellence of ChasingLola is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by NKBlue with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.505 billion ChasingLolans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NKBlue City. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ChasingLolan economy, worth a remarkable 7,927 trillion stangias a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 268,698 stangias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The youth vote is only counted when kindergarten teachers ask who drew the best picture, the government funds large training centres to turn dolphins into functioning members of society, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime is totally unknown. ChasingLola's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

ChasingLola is ranked 182^nd in the world and 1^st in Taijitu for Healthiest Citizens, with 51.11 Bananas Ingested Per Day.