The Holy Red Zombie Excellence of ChasingLola is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by NKBlue with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 32.958 billion ChasingLolans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NKBlue City. The average income tax rate is 68.7%.

The frighteningly efficient ChasingLolan economy, worth a remarkable 9,449 trillion stangias a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 286,698 stangias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, air purifiers fight smoke machines on ChasingLolan stage setups, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, and teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ChasingLola's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

ChasingLola is ranked 1,734^th in the world and 4^th in Taijitu for Smartest Citizens, with 191.34 quips per hour.