The Holy Red Zombie Excellence of ChasingLola is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by NKBlue with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.284 billion ChasingLolans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NKBlue City. The average income tax rate is 54.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ChasingLolan economy, worth a remarkable 8,275 trillion stangias a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 273,279 stangias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables. Crime is totally unknown. ChasingLola's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

ChasingLola is ranked 71,666^th in the world and 14^th in Taijitu for Most Politically Free, scoring 71.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.