The Holy Red Zombie Excellence of ChasingLola is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by NKBlue with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 31.163 billion ChasingLolans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NKBlue City. The average income tax rate is 61.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ChasingLolan economy, worth a remarkable 8,690 trillion stangias a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 278,876 stangias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, out-of-work actors say they can't complain, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime is totally unknown. ChasingLola's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

ChasingLola is ranked 26,308^th in the world and 8^th in Taijitu for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,787.85 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.