The Horse-pulled Cart of Charioteer is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.345 billion Charioteers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The very strong Charioteerian economy, worth 270 trillion cards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,641 cards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 230,469 per year while the poor average 6,802, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Charioteer's national animal is the sphinx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Charioteer is ranked 6,013^th in the world and 17^th in Lily for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,505.93 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.