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Most Pacifist: 3,921stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,188thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,452nd
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Charcuterie

Population837 million

CapitalCeviche
LeaderCrudite

Currencydollar
Animalcow

The Community of Charcuterie is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Crudite with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 837 million Charcuterieans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceviche. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Charcuteriean economy, worth 58.3 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 69,595 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, too many developers spoil the codebase, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Charcuterie's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Charcuterie is ranked 159,863rd in the world and 109th in Refugia for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 78,647 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Pacifist: 3,921stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,188thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,452ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,203rdSafest: 5,573rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,649thNicest Citizens: 6,331stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,482ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,600thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,411thBest Weather: 7,824thMost Inclusive: 8,138thMost Influential: 8,418thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,701stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,551stMost Rebellious Youth: 11,965thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 12,342ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,056thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,816thHealthiest Citizens: 13,955thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,391stLongest Average Lifespans: 15,789thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,502ndMost Secular: 18,177thMost Income Equality: 18,665thLargest Governments: 18,806thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,654thLowest Crime Rates: 22,135thMost Cultured: 22,840thSmartest Citizens: 24,407th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Charcuterie, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Charcuterie, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Charcuterie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Charcuterie, too many developers spoil the codebase.
  • : Following new legislation in Charcuterie, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Charcuterie, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
  • : Following new legislation in Charcuterie, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Charcuterie, Crudite's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Charcuterie, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Charcuterie, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.

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