The Femininomenon of Chappell Roan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chappell Roan with a fair hand, and notable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.096 billion Chappell Roanians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willard. The average income tax rate is 35.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Chappell Roanian economy, worth 23.3 trillion red wine chalices a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,300 red wine chalices, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, Chappell Roan has designated Willard as its capital city, Chappell Roan has just been declared ruler of Chappell Roan in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chappell Roan's national animal is the pink pony.

Chappell Roan is ranked 180,602^nd in the world and 32^nd in New Republic Charter for Most Patriotic, with 7.96 flags saluted per person per day.