The Empire of Chaos incarcerated is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kratos with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.215 billion Deranged followers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alcatraz. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Chaos incarceratedian economy, worth 198 trillion Klaws a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,683 Klaws, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chaos incarcerated's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Chaos incarcerated is ranked 324,467^th in the world and 69^th in The Internationale for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -12.96 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.