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Largest Populations: 4,748thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,171stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,425th
The Queen's State of
Corporate Bordello
From Here to There, If Not More
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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Chanko Mika

Population23.237 billion

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The Queen's State of Chanko Mika is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.237 billion Chanko Mikans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.8%.

The thriving Chanko Mikan economy, worth 725 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 31,240 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the government is avowedly atheist, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Chanko Mika's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chanko Mika is ranked 143,646th in the world and 7th in the Bahamas for Largest Retail Industry, scoring zero on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Populations: 4,748thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 18,171stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,425thLeast Corrupt Governments: 21,265thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,452nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chanko Mika was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Chanko Mika was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Chanko Mika was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Chanko Mika was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Chanko Mika's influence in The Bahamas rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Chanko Mika's influence in The Bahamas fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Chanko Mika's influence in The Bahamas rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Chanko Mika was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Chanko Mika's influence in The Bahamas fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Chanko Mika's influence in The Bahamas rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".

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