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Most Cheerful Citizens: 386th Most Inclusive: 542nd Nicest Citizens: 547th
The Tribal Democratic Union of
Democratic Socialists
Winter is Coming.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population13.08 billion

LeaderPiper Wright


The Tribal Democratic Union of Champaign is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Piper Wright with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.08 billion Tribesmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbana. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Champaignian economy, worth a remarkable 2,175 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 166,288 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, going on a diet invalidates your passport, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back. Crime is totally unknown. Champaign's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Rastafarianism.

Champaign is ranked 2,710th in the world and 88th in the West Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 54 Valid Endorsements.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 386thMost Inclusive: 542ndNicest Citizens: 547thMost Compassionate Citizens: 708thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 732ndMost Pacifist: 773rdBest Weather: 806thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 826thLargest Welfare Programs: 857thLeast Corrupt Governments: 919thMost Developed: 927thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,097thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,104thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,148thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,245thMost Cultured: 1,318thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,397thHealthiest Citizens: 1,424thSafest: 1,645thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,655thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,919thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,094thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,330thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,548thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,670thLargest Governments: 2,708thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,710thMost Efficient Economies: 2,791stSmartest Citizens: 3,197thMost Influential: 3,368thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,352ndHighest Economic Output: 5,505thLowest Crime Rates: 6,848thMost Income Equality: 8,025thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,402ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,539thNudest: 13,051stLargest Populations: 14,377th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 29th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 40th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 44th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 47th in the regionLargest Governments: 53rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 55th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 61st in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Influential: 75th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 88th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 93rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 95th in the regionLargest Populations: 135th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 148th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 223rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 238th in the regionNudest: 287th in the regionMost Stationary: 306th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 340th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 527th in the region

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