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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,355thMost Devout: 3,689thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,300th
The Islamic Sultanate of
Democratic Socialists
Allah's Own Country
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Champagne Socialist Sharifistan

Population2.363 billion

LeaderSultan Ed Ashleigh
FaithMaturidi Islam

CurrencyGold dinar

The Islamic Sultanate of Champagne Socialist Sharifistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sultan Ed Ashleigh with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.363 billion Sharifistanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portstone. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Champagne Socialist Sharifistani economy, worth 249 trillion Gold dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,507 Gold dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Champagne Socialist Sharifistani justice, Portstone is a police state during international summits, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Champagne Socialist Sharifistan's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Maturidi Islam.

Champagne Socialist Sharifistan is ranked 229,995th in the world and 2nd in Fantasy Near East for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -20.01 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,355thMost Devout: 3,689thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,300thNicest Citizens: 5,572ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,392ndMost Inclusive: 7,983rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,164thMost Cultured: 8,363rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,811thHealthiest Citizens: 10,425thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,602ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,452ndTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 12,366thBest Weather: 12,996thSafest: 14,147thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,422ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,467thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,961stMost Pacifist: 17,442ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,660thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,675thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,885thLargest Governments: 18,638thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,494thMost Developed: 20,803rdMost Advanced Public Education: 23,140th

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