by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,495thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,833rdMost Patriotic: 7,887th
The Great Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Thou shalt make or thou shalt die
Queen Chayeah
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population1.469 billion

LeaderQueen Chayeah
FaithChurch of Chaimono

CurrencyChaimonoan bobux
AnimalSiamese Fighting Fish

The Great Kingdom of Chaimono is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Chayeah with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.469 billion Chaimonans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anteiberg. The average income tax rate is 79.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Chaimonoan economy, worth 156 trillion Chaimonoan bobuxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,408 Chaimonoan bobuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, and halberds are common 18th birthday presents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chaimono's national animal is the Siamese Fighting Fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Church of Chaimono.

Chaimono is ranked 19,701st in the world and 43rd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,298.65 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,495thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,833rdMost Patriotic: 7,887thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,552ndLargest Welfare Programs: 11,548thLowest Crime Rates: 12,352ndMost Authoritarian: 12,492ndTop
Most Developed: 15,036thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,106thMost Conservative: 16,754thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,136thSafest: 18,330thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,405thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,628thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,701stLargest Governments: 19,901stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,989thMost Pacifist: 21,092ndMost Influential: 21,388thMost Cultured: 22,101stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,265thHealthiest Citizens: 23,506thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,674thMost Efficient Economies: 25,403rdMost Subsidized Industry: 25,925th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 22nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionSafest: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 28th in the region

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