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Safest: 64th Lowest Crime Rates: 94th Highest Average Tax Rates: 120th
The United Socialist States of
Authoritarian Democracy
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Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The United Socialist States of Chaego is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Great Leader Kim Hyung-Jun with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, humorless population of 11.359 billion Chaegans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyungyang. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Chaegoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,007 trillion Won a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 88,718 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every week is blindness awareness week, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chaego's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Juche Ideology.

Chaego is ranked 151,035th in the world and 100th in North Korea for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.13 Crimes Per Hour.

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Safest: 64thLowest Crime Rates: 94thHighest Average Tax Rates: 120thLargest Governments: 181stMost Pacifist: 407thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 411thHealthiest Citizens: 431stSmartest Citizens: 1,068thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,345thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,459thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,599thBest Weather: 1,827thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,846thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,554thMost Inclusive: 2,817thNicest Citizens: 2,940thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,301stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,517thMost Secular: 5,015thMost Cultured: 5,031stMost Influential: 5,389thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,925thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,958thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,955thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,210thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,215thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,262ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 10,375thLargest Populations: 10,709thMost Authoritarian: 13,958th
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Safest: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chaego was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, aides are afraid to ask if The Great Leader Kim Hyung-Jun wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, atheists on vacation find The Juche Ideology's scriptures make useful doorstops.
  • : Chaego was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.

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