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Safest: 64th Lowest Crime Rates: 96th Highest Average Tax Rates: 126th
The United Socialist States of
Authoritarian Democracy
Let us work together to build a prosperous future!
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Average

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The United Socialist States of Chaego is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great Leader Kim Hyung-Jun with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, humorless population of 10.857 billion Chaegans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyungyang. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but sluggish Chaegoan economy, worth 954 trillion Won a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 87,931 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Won mansions, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chaego's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Juche Ideology.

Chaego is ranked 174,301st in the world and 57th in North Korea for Most Devout, with 4.24 Prayers Per Hour.

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Safest: 64thLowest Crime Rates: 96thHighest Average Tax Rates: 126thLargest Governments: 186thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 402ndMost Pacifist: 406thHealthiest Citizens: 418thSmartest Citizens: 1,044thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,287thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,448thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,657thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,710thBest Weather: 1,773rdTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,583rdNicest Citizens: 2,779thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,086thMost Secular: 4,421stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,668thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,010thMost Cultured: 5,408thMost Influential: 5,497thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,927thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,738thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,298thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,598thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,201stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,460thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 10,989thLargest Populations: 11,350thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,465th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Won mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Chaego was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Chaego's influence in North Korea rose from "Sprat" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, The Great Leader Kim Hyung-Jun's office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Chaego, voting is voluntary.

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