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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 649thMost Influential: 1,278thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,093rd
The Chad of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Once a Chad Always a Chad
Chad
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Chadinton

Population6.53 billion

CapitalChad
LeaderChad
FaithChad

CurrencyChad
AnimalChad

The Chad of Chadinton is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chad with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and parental licensing program. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.53 billion Chad are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth 846 trillion Chads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,600 Chads, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, and a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chadinton's national animal is the Chad, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chad.

Chadinton is ranked 296,957th in the world and 11,611th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.23 Obesity Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 649thMost Influential: 1,278thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,093rdMost Armed: 4,919thMost Patriotic: 5,319thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,394thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,707thBest Weather: 11,142ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,405thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,535thMost Developed: 13,100thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,572ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,620thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,998thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,262ndLowest Crime Rates: 15,064thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 19,054thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,778thLargest Governments: 20,849thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,375thSmartest Citizens: 22,492ndMost Efficient Economies: 22,759thLargest Black Market: 23,056thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,563rdHighest Food Quality: 23,670thHighest Average Incomes: 24,254thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,537thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,669thMost Inclusive: 26,154thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,394thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28,202ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28,553rdMost Subsidized Industry: 28,816thHighest Economic Output: 30,015th
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Most Armed: 157th in the regionMost Patriotic: 221st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 297th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 310th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 328th in the regionLargest Black Market: 355th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 357th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 372nd in the regionMost Influential: 388th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 448th in the regionBest Weather: 512th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 546th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 652nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 659th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 674th in the regionMost Stationary: 688th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 699th in the regionMost Developed: 714th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 717th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 728th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 823rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 888th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 896th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 913th in the regionLargest Governments: 922nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 950th in the regionMost Devout: 952nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 959th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 985th in the regionLargest Populations: 989th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,033rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,084th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,133rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,159th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,173rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,175th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chadinton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Chadinton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend A Leaf on the Wind".
  • : Chadinton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Press Freedoms".
  • : Following new legislation in Chadinton, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Chadinton, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
  • : Following new legislation in Chadinton, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
  • : Following new legislation in Chadinton, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
  • : Following new legislation in Chadinton, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Chadinton endorsed The Commonwealth of Thraece.
  • : Chadinton endorsed The Incorporated States of Southern Moosetopia.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 238 » Prydania, Joevala, Koda-Land, The Tampa Bay Rays, Pallaith, Frances Francis the First of France, The Rhein States, Simone Republic, Omnistria, Yaorozu, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Sil Dorsett, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Siwale, Empy, Loutsland, The Iron Lions, Dreadton, Sikol, Sunto, Zeternia, North Bratislava, Kranostav, Solcius, Wineclaw, Seenvorland, Former English Colony, Valentine Z, Xagill, Votak Matim, Maott, Napnomadia, Vincone Cae, Runeda, Aerilia, Xyrron, Pleroma Sans Romans, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Unsophisticate, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Merconitonitopia, Wilkshire, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Bankowiata, Ozstan, Pasargad, and 188 others.Malta Comino Gozo, The Jerichowan Country, Svenskskit, Xentherida, Aeolist, Nordic-British Union, Yellops, Aryan Homeland, ForestMythal, Verderiesdre, Card Kingdom, Andanavia, Ariele, Unshleepd, Singamadri, AmManies, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Eternal Dominion, Perikuresu, Hellsinky, Tachycardia, Capitista, Kwaj, Holy Marcus Empire, Altivia, Q w e r t y, Sojenre, Destroedor, Wisconsota, XD 2, Parpyduckland, Aenglaland, The Erie Doctrine, Jaded Grammarians, Pazair, Fell Dunn, Bongo Mountain, Ayuzhhhhh, Pinguioris, Cobolica, Regallio, KAP03land, Bornodia, The Arverni Lands, Landraya, Just Vibin, Eggplant Island, Bagojo, Inspiratus, Hulldom, Constantinolia, Doessay, Napnap, Varisland, Filibustra, Oannia, Omicron Persei V111, United States of Dictators, Prevaland, The Zheng Dynasty, Bardopia, Sakupolis, Piura, Zyvetskistaahn, Heilhum Imperius, Communist Beijing Must be China, Ishtimbine, Sechiole, Miyasaka, Sea Star Islands, Hopenadya, Antiyard, Jorni, Individualist Catopia, Almond Tofu, Meadowfields, Cowbridge, Cartures, SteelFists, Zelenaya Dolina, The Austro Germanic Union, Yokciq Empire, TyGerria, Davidianian, Austro-Bavarian States, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Rainengrad, Wolffoxia, GrayingOut, Liberate World Order, The Serdey Islands, Greater Cesnica, Tsandonown, New-Ferytland, Choi Aeguka, Chipoli, Darkanistan, Lennie Briscoe, Catalis, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Nuclear Matter, Transitional Global Authority, Nationeer, Racoda, Pichu23, Fruition, Aguaria Major, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Namwenia, Technocratic-european Countries, Harjad, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Lionsroar, Libertario do s, Mataramsunda, Laforeia, Gort-8, PlanetMercury, Starway, Isle Ideal, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, Xarikistan, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Coalition of Gedran, Seanat, Mitaboland, Jeltronian WA Mission, Peskax, Melbournians, Halleffle, Homosexual Shrooms, Etanur, Noradise, Republica Guilleana, Federation of Vanguard, IHateRights, Attempted Socialism, Greater Velana, Mondstadtes KaiseReich, Ellbonnia, Kelvaros Prime, Sou Avida, Fupiju, Velikaya Arstotzka, Blyskalia, Doichtland, Tape, Laurendon, Conklandi, Reich German, CHERN0BYL 2, Chechno-Kalimovski, Ekrund Greenskins, Zanderlock, Spacenerdtopia, Unite States of Europe, Bibble the Puffball, Stranamesta 2, Gorundu, Quincy, Texaska, Northern Fern Islands, Noiland, Arxa, Francois Isidore, Territorio di Nessuno, Cult of Silence, Zerentopia, 1 very fast endotarter, Freyhurstia, Dutch Ohio, Proserpino, Arucaria, New Luxeria, The Anddoran Commune, Kosanx, Snipland, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, and Thraece.

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