The Chad of Chadinton is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chad with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.058 billion Chad are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chad. The average income tax rate is 33.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Chad economy, worth 219 trillion Chads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 106,452 Chads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, Chad tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chadinton's national animal is the Chad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chad.

Chadinton is ranked 33,846^th in the world and 1,705^th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,168.64 Tourists Per Hour.