The Chad of Chadinton is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chad with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and parental licensing program. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.53 billion Chad are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth 846 trillion Chads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,600 Chads, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, and a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chadinton's national animal is the Chad, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chad.

Chadinton is ranked 296,957^th in the world and 11,611^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.23 Obesity Rate.