The Chad of Chadinton is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chad with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.008 billion Chad are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.8%.

The all-consuming Chad economy, worth 348 trillion Chads a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,832 Chads, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", and couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chadinton's national animal is the Chad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chad.

Chadinton is ranked 29,792^nd in the world and 1,170^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 25.67 Flags saluted per person per day.