The Commonwealth of Chadderton is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Prime Minister with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.341 billion Chads have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chadville. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Chaddertonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,190 trillion Kraus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 187,790 Kraus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Chadderton' is a smash hit, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chadderton's national animal is the Red Eagle Reaper, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Chadderton is ranked 116,516^th in the world and 3^rd in Door Monster Entertainment for Largest Black Market, with 324 billion Standard Monetary Units.