The Gigachad Republic of Chadboi Island is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gigachad Leader Ernest Khalimov with a fair hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The democratic, devout population of 6.302 billion Gigachads enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Junction of the Four Chadways. The average income tax rate is 26.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gigachod economy, worth 419 trillion chadcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,507 chadcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Diminutive Gigachod generals are feared for their aggressiveness, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, and newspapers are running a front-page picture of Gigachad Leader Ernest Khalimov holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chadboi Island's national animal is the gigachad gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worship of the Gigachad Leader.

Chadboi Island is ranked 122,931^st in the world and 17^th in DogeLand for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.42 law-abiding acts per hour.