Population | 12.549 billion |
Capital | Chacapoya City |
Leader | The Council |
Currency | flit |
Animal | flit |
The Dominion of Chacapoya is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Council with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 12.549 billion Chacapoyans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chacapoya City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Chacapoyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,671 trillion flits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 133,171 flits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Those who cut young children are told to cut it out, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, The Council's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, and faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chacapoya's national animal is the flit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Chacapoya is ranked 124,543rd in the world and 90th in Refugia for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 146,212 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Chacapoya was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Hipster Nation of The Pacific Northwest, curing 23 million infected.
- : Chacapoya was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Hipster Nation of The Pacific Northwest, curing 24 million infected.
- : Chacapoya was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Hipster Nation of The Pacific Northwest, curing 20 million infected.
- : Chacapoya was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Hipster Nation of The Pacific Northwest, curing 29 million infected.
- : Chacapoya was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Hipster Nation of The Pacific Northwest, curing 21 million infected.
- : Chacapoya was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Hipster Nation of The Pacific Northwest, curing 40 million infected.
- : Chacapoya was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Hipster Nation of The Pacific Northwest, curing 42 million infected.
- : Chacapoya was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Hipster Nation of The Pacific Northwest, curing 34 million infected.
- : Chacapoya was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Hipster Nation of The Pacific Northwest, curing 53 million infected.
- : Chacapoya was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Hipster Nation of The Pacific Northwest, curing 44 million infected.