The Dominion of Chacapoya is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.246 billion Chacapoyans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chacapoya City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Chacapoyan economy, worth 685 trillion Flits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 130,666 Flits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chacapoya's national animal is the Flit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chacapoya is ranked 194,219^th in the world and 133^rd in Refugia for Most Conservative, scoring 28.38 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.