by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 669thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,136thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,191st
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Socialists
Earth before our Health, Health before our Safety
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.246 billion

CapitalChacapoya City
LeaderThe Council


The Dominion of Chacapoya is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.246 billion Chacapoyans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chacapoya City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Chacapoyan economy, worth 685 trillion Flits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 130,666 Flits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chacapoya's national animal is the Flit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chacapoya is ranked 194,219th in the world and 133rd in Refugia for Most Conservative, scoring 28.38 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 669thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,136thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,191stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,790thMost Pacifist: 1,864thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,169thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,301stTop
Best Weather: 2,563rdNicest Citizens: 2,624thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,648thLowest Crime Rates: 2,687thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,070thMost Inclusive: 3,188thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,354thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,563rdLargest Governments: 3,919thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,111thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,506thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,560thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,675thHealthiest Citizens: 4,790thHighest Food Quality: 5,418thMost Influential: 5,646thMost Developed: 5,745thSafest: 7,146thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,799thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,262ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,092ndSmartest Citizens: 11,345thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,962ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,363rdMost Income Equality: 15,663rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,752ndMost Patriotic: 16,612thHighest Average Incomes: 19,730thMost Cultured: 21,721stLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,212th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the region

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