The Dominion of Chacapoya is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.006 billion Chacapoyans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chacapoya City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Chacapoyan economy, worth 786 trillion Flits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 130,958 Flits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chacapoya's national animal is the Flit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chacapoya is ranked 246,639^th in the world and 267^th in Refugia for Most Armed, with 0.1 weapons per person.