The Republic of Ceystile is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Pascal dAuriac with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.123 billion Ceystileans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alamere. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The strong Ceystilean economy, worth 416 trillion dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 58,420 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, Pascal dAuriac has just been declared ruler of Ceystile in an international press conference, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ceystile's national animal is the sphinx.

Ceystile is ranked 124,311^th in the world and 23^rd in Xedas for Most Beautiful Environments, with 529.12 pounds of wildlife per square mile.