The Constitutional Monarchy of Ceutalia is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 626 million Ceutalians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucena. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ceutalian economy, worth 52.3 trillion ceuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,568 ceuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceutalia's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ceutalia is ranked 53,671^st in the world and 1,695^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 90.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.