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Most Stationary: 1,994th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,064th Largest Populations: 9,026th
The Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Thanks for all the Fish
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
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Economy
Powerhouse
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Cetacea

Population15.221 billion

Currencykeekekkekkktetttekkkekee
Animalkrill

The Colony of Cetacea is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.221 billion Cetaceans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The powerhouse Cetacean economy, worth 673 trillion keekekkekkktetttekkkekees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 44,272 keekekkekkktetttekkkekees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 183,963 per year while the poor average 6,974, a ratio of 26.4 to 1.

Restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Cetacea, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts. Crime is a problem. Cetacea's national animal is the krill, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cetacea is ranked 21,086th in the world and 292nd in The East Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 673 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Stationary: 1,994thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,064thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,026thMost Influential: 9,594thHighest Drug Use: 10,489thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,018thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,522ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,807thMost Primitive: 15,838thMost Pro-Market: 17,076th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Stationary: 40th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 68th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 262nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 288th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 292nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 303rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 340th in the regionLargest Black Market: 352nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 517th in the regionMost Influential: 528th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 585th in the region

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  • : Cetacea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Cetacea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Cetacea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Cetacea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Cetacea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : Cetacea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Cetacea's influence in The East Pacific fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Cetacea, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
  • : Cetacea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Cetacea, children are raised bilingual from an early age.

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