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Most Stationary: 1,771stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,223rdLargest Populations: 8,233rd
The Colony of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Thanks for all the Fish
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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Cetacea

Population17.834 billion

Currencykeekekkekkktetttekkkekee
Animalkrill

The Colony of Cetacea is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 17.834 billion Cetaceans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The powerhouse Cetacean economy, worth 853 trillion keekekkekkktetttekkkekees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 47,869 keekekkekkktetttekkkekees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 186,462 per year while the poor average 8,395, a ratio of 22.2 to 1.

The Cetacea Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, traffic news is delivered to drivers via carrier pigeon, and the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service. Crime is a problem. Cetacea's national animal is the krill, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cetacea is ranked 93,424th in the world and 4,269th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,648.79 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Stationary: 1,771stTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,223rdLargest Populations: 8,233rdTop
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Most Influential: 11,605thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,523rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,046thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,466thHighest Drug Use: 18,036thHighest Economic Output: 19,775th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 60th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 295th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 376th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 380th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 515th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 535th in the regionLargest Black Market: 550th in the regionMost Influential: 559th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 644th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 846th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cetacea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Cetacea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Cetacea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Cetacea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Cetacea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Cetacea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Cetacea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Cetacea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Cetacea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Cetacea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.

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