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Rudest Citizens: 3,217th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,006th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4,545th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Cessnia

Population1.481 billion

CapitalEroston

CurrencyLabor Credit | Daneran Franc
AnimalElk

The Federal Republic of Cessnia is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.481 billion Cessnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eroston. The average income tax rate is 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cessnian economy, worth 246 trillion Labor Credit | Daneran Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 166,771 Labor Credit | Daneran Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cessnia's national animal is the Elk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cessnia is ranked 137,209th in the world and 285th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -3.16 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 3,217thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,006thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,545thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,755thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,020thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,649thMost Avoided: 5,758thMost Influential: 5,981stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,681stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,050thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,744thLargest Black Market: 9,120thHighest Average Incomes: 9,551stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,596thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,268thLargest Mining Sector: 10,294thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,020thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,831stSmartest Citizens: 12,174thLargest Governments: 13,802ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,607th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 12th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17th in the regionMost Average: 18th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cessnia, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Cessnia, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Cessnia, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • : Following new legislation in Cessnia, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
  • : Following new legislation in Cessnia, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cessnia, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate.
  • : Following new legislation in Cessnia, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Cessnia, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Cessnia, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.
  • : Following new legislation in Cessnia, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.

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